Sunday, November 22, 2009

AHS TOK HOMEPAGE!!!!!!!

I'm just noticing the comment that Mr. Wilcox made that he hopes class will be like no class we have ever taken made me excited for a roller coaster ride the first time I read it but I am now noticing that although the class is like no class I have ever taken it is not a roller coaster ride.

That was a run-on sentence.
I will not fix it.

How many and who of your high school friends and acquaintances do you think you might know in five years? Ten years? Twent seven years? Thirty two years? Sixty four years? I think everyone should keep a running list. And when you get there, check back. See how close you were to right. And then judge how much of it was your fault.

Is there a god? Why or why not? Is religion necessary in the current age?

Are you afraid of death? How often do you think about it?

What is the most important natural number? Is that a trick question?

Will I do much more than ask questions in this journal? No.

Can you describe yourself in twenty pages without contradicting yourself? Ten pages? Five pages? Three pages? A page?

Is school difficult for you, or do you just freak out too much?

How did you answer that? What emotions drove your answer?

...did you tell the truth?

Are you judgemental?

If you are, is that so wrong? Why?

When challenged, how often do you rise to said challenge? Why? Is it always worth it?

When is it and when is it not?

Is it more impressive to be able to question or to be able to simply accept?

Which is more difficult for you?

Did you notice the conundrum in question thirteen and its response?

If you didn't before I asked, are you embarrassed about it? Does it make you want to kill yourself, eat a popsicle, crawl in a hole, or tear my eyes out most?

If you did, was it funny when I asked, and are you proud of yourself?

Is that pride well deserved?

How long did it take you to read the questions so far? Not paying attention? Too bad, huh. If only we had computers in our heads that allowed us uninterupted access to all things electronic and kept an uncensored record of our lives.

Would that be a bad invention?

Would you want that?

Does that scare you?

Can you tell where this line of questioning is going?

Do you think I'm done with my english quotes right now? Are you or were you? If the blog fails to inform of the time of posting, it is now 8:35pm on the evening of the not so much sabbath but sorta sabbath, Sunday, and the project is due tomorrow.

Is it more important to work hard or party? After all, we are only here once.

Which is more or less selfish? Why? Which are you?

What is intended in the word "party"?

Bored yet?

Will you post a blog that answers all of these questions?

If you say yes, will you post said blog in one, two, three, or should you really milk it, four journals?

What do you think that says about you?

Keep in mind, who you associate with and how you associate with them defines you in the eyes of others. How do you think you are defined? Did you intend this? Is that a just opinion, is it skewed by how you view yourself, and do you feel disgusted or are you exalting, and what does that say about you?

If you feel disgusted because you haven't showered today, shower and then revisit the question.

How many questions have I asked you?

Did you really just count them?

Are you counting these too? Should you?

Which is worse-murder or rape. Why? Does it matter how either occurs?

Do you consider yourself pragmatic or idealistic?

Which are you really?

Do you consider yourself hard-working, intelligent, determined, and independent?

Are you? Or are you arrogant, over-rewarded, stubborn, and delusional?

IB or AP? I expect rather ubiquitous answers of IB.

If you're still with me in this monotonous broadcast, did you find the preceding questions revealing, interesting, humorous, complicated, easy to answer, difficult, or arbitrary and redundant?

What does that say about you?

Now, what does it really mean about you?

Still not sure? Go out and kill someone, and then rape someone, and see which makes you feel more guilty. But alas that appears to be against the law and requires a sort of devotion to experimentation that I don't think any of us have, and I do not want to be killed or raped, so I take my request back. Don't.

Who is your biggest role model?

Now be honest with yourself. Who is your biggest role model, and is it(he/she) a real person?

Are they a person at all?

Do you honestly believe that Chaucer was a genius? Or did he have too much time on his hands? Was Hypocrates just a hypocrite?

Can you stand to read on?

You're probably sitting anyway, so I hope you didn't say yes if you are, because I now demand that you do if you said yes.

Please excuse any spelling errors that occured before now.

Define please.

Define sorry.

Following that, translate them literally into another language. Having any difficulty?

Although "I forgive you" is the most correct response to "I am sorry" it seems pompous and arrogant to our ears. Why is that?

Have I assumed that you are perhaps guided strongly by your emotions and need to hear(read) things more than once in order to answer them as honestly as possible?

Was I right?

Are you angry?

Now was I right?

Did that make you smile?

Will you really answer all of these?

Do you think its worth it? Its sort of like a free journal entry....

Will anyone bother asking me these same questions?

God only knows...if there is one! HA! pWn3d!

If only I knew what I meant by that...

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